My husband sleeps on the floor

My husband sleeps in the bath
Why?
Someone said he was a drip.

My husband sleeps on the floor
Why?
He doesn’t like wakening up by  my boyfriend.

my husband wears a cap in bed
Do you mean a sheath?
Don’t be ridiculous.His head is much too wide.

My husband never goes to bed.
How do you feel
I can’t.

My wife likes tea in bed
And do you?
No,it’s too wet.

My wife is  very cold
Do you mean frigid?
No, she likes to cuddle me
So why complain?
Her under-active thyroid means she always 3 degrees under.
Wow, she must be clever.
She passed  for normal at school.
I say!
Did you know her?
Not biblically
I meant  sectually
What sect was she in?
Jehova’s Wits.
That is  too  boastful
She used ro be very modest when  she was a God botherer
What went wrong
She bothered him too much