
Homemade



Mary wore her new garnet red winter coat to go to the dentist and doctor who were in the same building.Unfortunately, it was shorter than her wool skirt which had a quite few moth holes .
First ,she had to see the doctor.
Hello dear,how are you getting on without your husband?
He calls now and then.He told me he has bought me a house in Ealing.
Did he give you the address?
No,but if I am living in Ealing I shall have to change doctors.
You can change here if you want to !
But I like and respect you,doctor
Thank you so much.Very few people ever praise me.And unlike you many people come here in dirty old clothes.
I just got this new coat.I may not have needed it, but ,to me, it is a symbol of wishing to return to life again.
That’s a good one.I’d better not tell my wife!
Is she quite extravagant?
Not really.I suppose there is no absolute level of spending which defines extravagance.What is normal for Princess Kate would not be for my wife.It is I suppose a way of dressing so you look ok for the life you lead and does not get you into debt.
Surely you like your wife to look good?
As long as she feels good I don’t mind.
Anyway, why did you wish to see me?
Well, you don’t come very much so I wanted to see how you were getting on
I had a panic attack in the waiting room just now.I got vertigo
Are you frightened of me,my dear?
No,I really love you, doctor.
Shush, that is not allowed
I just meant in a Christian sense although you are a Hindu.But when it comes down to it all religions are about compassion and love if we look carefully.
That is hard to believe nowadays.
I know.I suppose it’s an ideal to aim for.
All I can do is do my job well and look after my family and my patients.
Find God in the little things.See how small an acorn is and wonder.If I swallowed one would an oak tree grow inside me?
No.it would have to grow by the sewer
Imagine under the ground may be thousands of oak tree growing
Only if silly idiots swallow acorns!
I’m sorry.I have this vivid imagination.Can I have it removed and put a plastic one in?
Not yet but no doubt it will happen.Go outside and walk about alot
Why?
Because I have decided you are ok and we’ve talked enough.
Thank you so much,doctor.
And so say all of us
Then Mary picked up her red coat which the doctor had not seen and she went into the dentist waiting room.The kind receptionist got her some water as Mary did not understand the machine.Uncountable infinity,yes.Water machines,no.
This dentist was a most beautiful young woman darting about like a colored fish in the deep ocean.
The filling is still here!The tooth broke.I shall repair it for you.
Thank you,Mary told her.It is almost a pleasure to come here.
Almost? the dentist replied.
It’s a day out for me,Mary told her.I don’t meet young women like you so much.
Oh,my.I forgot to feed Emile.Hi , can you send a cab, please? I must go home or my cat will never forgive me.
A handsome young man appeared with a silver car.It almost seemed like a dream
He was a Muslim and his wife a Christian.
And both are good to us.

I don’t consider myself a pessimist. I think of a pessimist as someone who is waiting for it to rain. And I feel soaked to the skin. Leonard Cohen
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When Stevens discusses the pressure of the real, he talks about it as a violence done to our very selves. He writes that poetry is the way we can resist that pressure, that violence, not in order to avoid the real, but in order to preserve within ourselves the necessary space of imagination, possibility, humanity, love, a space that can help us live our lives. Poetry, because it is ultimately undistracted by whatever uses to which language is otherwise devoted (telling stories, arguing or convincing or informing, buying and selling, preaching, condemning, and so on) has a unique role in this preservation of an imaginative space.
Did I write a villanelle,do tell!
I broke the rules and caused dismay and doubt.
Did I write a parable as well?
It helps a lot if one knows how to spell
But rules are guides that we may need to flout
Did I write a villanelle,do tell!
Near the sea of Galilee befell
The miracles which hint but do not shout
Did I write a parable as well?
Have you tried to write inside a shell?
Have you read the Bible inside out?
Did I write a villanelle,do tell?
This afternoon I was not feeling swell.
The doctor is most kind when he’s about.
Did I write a parable unwell?
Some folk don’t like government by louts
Demagogues shout loudly up the spout
Did I write the villanelle from hell?
Did I write a parable as well?




Two neologisms, “Post-truth” and “Alt-right,” have entered political discourse in this year of turmoil and upheaval, words so notorious they were chosen as the winner and runner-up, respectively, for Oxford Dictionaries’ word of the year. These “Orwellian euphemisms,” argues Noah Berlatsky “conceal old evils” and “whitewash fascism,” recalling “in form and content… Orwell’s old words—specifically some of the newspeak from 1984. ‘Crimethink,’ ‘thoughtcrime,’ and ‘unperson’…. They even sound the same, with their simple, thunk-thunk construction of single syllables mashed together.”
“The sheer ugly clumsiness is supposed to make the language seem futuristic and cutting edge,” Berlatsky writes, “The world to come will be utilitarian, slangy, and up-to-the-minute in its inelegance. So the future was in Orwell’s day; so it is in 2016.” As in Orwell’s day, our current jargon gets mobilized in “defense of the indefensible”—as the novelist, journalist, and revolutionary fighter wrote in his 1946 essay “Politics and the English Language.” And just as in his day, the euphemisms pretty up constant, blatant lying and racist ideologies. We can also draw another linguistic comparison to Orwell’s time: the widespread use of the word “fascism.”
Berlatsky uses the word without defining it (when he talks about “whitewashing fascism”), except to say that “fascism thrives on falsehoods.” That may well be the case, but is it enough of a criterion for an entire political and economic system? The word begs for a cogent analysis. Even Umberto Eco, who grew up under Mussolini’s rule, felt the need for clarity, given that “American radicals,” he wrote in 1995, abused the phrase “fascist pig” as a pejorative for any authority, such that the word hardly meant anything thirty years after World War II

Pray Father,give me some washing.I’ve got some Wikileaks and a new obsession.
Tell me more,my child.I am feeling bored.
I think someone has been inside my computer.
They can’t be human. so why worry?
Why not,Father?
Well, we are not thin enough to get into the computer.
Ah, they turn themselves into particles and come in with the current..
when it’s high tide.
Do you mean tied?
No,Father.I’ve not been reading that book.Fifty Blades All Gay
Neither have I but in the confessional I’ve heard it all and more.
And how does that make you feel,Father?
Why pay to read a fantasy when you can dream up your own?
Some are born dim… others become dimmer by choice
Well,any sins tonight,my dear?
I’m so sorry.I was planning to tell a lie but I forgot.
There’s a list of sins in the Missal…have you read those?
Yes,I’ve not tried most of them yet… though I just got a slight pang of anger
when a brick fell onto my head from a clear blue sky.
That’s natural anger,my child.but I feel it was odd for a brick to fall like that
Has a brick ever fallen on your head,Father.
Not yet but I’m only 97.I must buy a hard hat
Wow,you look much olde rthan 97 r.Are you longing to diet?
Why, is there no food in heaven?
I wonder who cooks if they eat up food
Maybe they live on manna.
Does God eat food?
That was one topic we never did in the cemetery.
Do you mean the seminary.
At my age, they are all one.
You have reached Nirvana….congratulations.
Well.I’d prefer a cup of tea.
You English!
What are you?
I’m a great Dane.
Did you say a grey Dane.
That too.
Well perk up;the show’s not quite over till the gnat really stings.
Do gnats eat string?
String… it’s my passion.Love it or mate it…get involved.
Live a little.
And for your penance… you must have a bath…
Why?
I don’t like the way you smell.
Well,I am a dog.. we like to sniff.May I borrow your hanky?
Definitely,I shall dry your tears for you and please try to commit few intriguing sins before you come back here.
I’ll wash it for you.And dry it out of doors
Well,it’s not over till that gnat gets its sting and the phone gets a ring
Pray,Father,give me your cursing
I beg your pardon!
That’s not cursing.
You must be confused,we give blessings here not cursing
Oh,dear.I must have got mixed up as it’s a long time since I came here.
It’s only a Freudian slip.Have you done something evil?
Well,not on a par with bombing the Middle East,I guess.
Well,what is your sin?
I don’t really know but something made me come here.
Have you seen any pornography on line?
I’m sorry,but I haven’t.Is it good?
No,it’s sinful
Well,Jesus liked sinners so maybe I’ll watch it.
A logical error.He didn’t want people to commit sins on purpose.He just mixed with ordinary folk who are sometimes envious,malicious,cruel,thoughtless.
It sounds like a Soap Opera not the Bible.
I take your point.Now then what brings you here?
I stole my husband’s beer money to buy a pen.
That seems quite nice really.Have you no money of your own?
I bought the paper with that.
Maybe you need a paying job
I have the job and I stole the pay!
Won’t he be angry when he has no beer money?
I’ll tell him it must be in the vacuum cleaner.
Will he look?
I don’t possess one!
Does he know?
He thinks it’s in the cupboard.
Where is it?
I sold it to buy some paint.
You’re not Jewish,are you?
Not yet but I am thinking about converting to Judaism.Why do you ask?
Well,they are used to buying and selling ,like in Marks and Spencer’s.
But if I convert you will not be able to hear my sins.
To be honest they are somewhat boring.Why can’t you commit adultery or kiss the postman?
Do you?
I’m not married.
You can still kiss the postman
In theory I suppose but they are in a hurry.
That’s a bit feeble.Do you absolve me?
OK and for your penance steal some canned beer for your husband and go to jail
I’ve never been so insulted in my life
Well,why not come back next week and I’ll do it again.
Things seem to have changed.What’s your name?
I’m Father Blogger.
That’s a funny name.
Laugh then.See of I care!
Father Maximilian Kolbe gave his life to save a Jewish man in Auschwitz.Despite being starved and despite the nine other men havingdied,in the end shot St Maximilian as he had not died as expected. In fact he had prayed with all tfe men as they died.We probably can’t do that but what era are we now entering?
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Mary wore her new garnet red winter coat to go to the dentist and doctor who were in the same building.Unfortunately, it was shorter than her wool skirt which had a quite few moth holes .
First ,she had to see the doctor.
Hello dear,how are you getting on without your husband?
He calls now and then.He told me he has bought me a house in Ealing.
Did he give you the address?
No,but if I am living in Ealing I shall have to change doctors.
You can change here if you want to !
But I like and respect you,doctor
Thank you so much.Very few people ever praise me.And unlike you many people come here in dirty old clothes.
I just got this new coat.I may not have needed it, but ,to me, it is a symbol of wishing to return to life again.
That’s a good one.I’d better not tell my wife!
Is she quite extravagant?
Not really.I suppose there is no absolute level of spending which defines extravagance.What is normal for Princess Kate would not be for my wife.It is I suppose a way of dressing so you look ok for the life you lead and does not get you into debt.
Surely you like your wife to look good?
As long as she feels good I don’t mind.
Anyway, why did you wish to see me?
Well, you don’t come very much so I wanted to see how you were getting on
I had a panic attack in the waiting room just now.I got vertigo
Are you frightened of me,my dear?
No,I really love you, doctor.
Shush, that is not allowed
I just meant in a Christian sense although you are a Hindu.But when it comes down to it all religions are about compassion and love if we look carefully.
That is hard to believe nowadays.
I know.I suppose it’s an ideal to aim for.
All I can do is do my job well and look after my family and my patients.
Find God in the little things.See how small an acorn is and wonder.If I swallowed one would an oak tree grow inside me?
No.it would have to grow by the sewer
Imagine under the ground may be thousands of oak tree growing
Only if silly idiots swallow acorns!
I’m sorry.I have this vivid imagination.Can I have it removed and put a plastic one in?
Not yet but no doubt it will happen.Go outside and walk about alot
Why?
Because I have decided you are ok and we’ve talked enough.
Thank you so much,doctor.
And so say all of us
Then Mary picked up her red coat which the doctor had not seen and she went into the dentist waiting room.The kind receptionist got her some water as Mary did not understand the machine.Uncountable infinity,yes.Water machines,no.
This dentist was a most beautiful young woman darting about like a colored fish in the deep ocean.
The filling is still here!The tooth broke.I shall repair it for you.
Thank you,Mary told her.It is almost a pleasure to come here.
Almost? the dentist replied.
It’s a day out for me,Mary told her.I don’t meet young women like you so much.
Oh,my.I forgot to feed Emile.Hi , can you send a cab, please? I must go home or my cat will never forgive me.
A handsome young man appeared with a silver car.It almost seemed like a dream
He was a Muslim and his wife a Christian.
And both are good to us.