An atheist,an agnostic and a Christian were looking for Coffee Shop with some vacant seats so they could discuss politics.The Christian offered to say a prayer.When she did there was a clap of thunder and a voice called,
With all the horror in the Middle East, there’s no-one here to answer your prayer at the moment.Please try again when Palestine is sorted.
So she replied,How about Syria?
Immediately she was struck by lightning and burned to a cinder
The atheist said to the agnostic, she’d better have a Catholic funeral
No,said the agnostic, better have a Jewish one!For He is a jealous G-d.If he exists.
What would convince you?
If she came back to life
Lo, the Christian reappeared and said
I don’t believe that!
