Oh,little town of Bethlehem divided by a wall,wail,wall
Hark the herald angel’s twang He’s from Gateshead,am I wrong?
Silence is golden,but my heart’s still blue. I had pneumonia,how about you?
Away with a stranger,no ribs in the bed. I saw his hanky and it was bright red.
God test you sorry gentlemen,let bath salts now be sprayed.
Silent knight, hear our plight
We three kings all staring and bare.
Oh,come all ye hateful.
I saw an angel in the tree.I looked up and there he be
There is a green pill close at hand and it will give me rest
A tranquilliser it may be but some find brandy’s best.
What a friend we have in Yehoshua.He will speak when he is born.
There is no rose of much virtue.Only humans can now sin.
The holly killed the ivy.When they were both unsown
While leopards sllcked their locks by night,all pleated as we found.
Pale victorious St Hat Trick
How my heart sings 