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Iambic pentameter
I love my love with all my human heart
I bake Dan apple tart
I love his wicked face and legs
I love to cook him loads of scrambled eggs
Use cliches as often as possible
CLICHED POP UP
Every cloud its silver lining has
Get your sheets white using mega Daz
Finders may be keepers in some lands
I keep my hair on with elastic bands.
Whiskas cat food’s quite enough for me
The cat eats all my dinner , while I wee
Remember not to roll on mossy banks
As rolling stones may gather on your flanks
I had a bird in my hands just the once
My parents looked at this and made me wince
They made my punishment fit my so called crime
So now I live free doing my own Time [jail in UK]
Too many cooks can spoil my broth today
For soup’s unsuitable in summer gay.
I’m marrying a clever maid who’s also sweet
Hermaphrodites can do it all and tweet
You may be cutie pie and like free love
But I prefer an owl to a soft dove
Yet love needs payment , even in the end
In the end is the beginning of the penned
How my heart sings 