The patient on the couch did squirm and writhe
Free association caused her strain~
Therapy makes bodies lither
Erotic Oedipal phantasies take the blame
He asked her would she wear a looser dress
Yet this broke all the rules of free congress
She bought a sack in green which tried him less
Hence she could carry on analysis.
His request told her her body was too much
That eroticism is more powerful than trust
She thought all Freud’s books were Double Dutch
Ar least she learned that wriggling provokes lust
So learn ,whate’er your social mores
Imitating worms is gormless
