Vatican immigrants

The Pope is an immigrant to the EU
Everybody who lives in the Vatican city  is an immigrant…100%
If they can do it,why not us.
We want more like

The surgeon who operated on my face and made me look as good as before .. so people say.He is Greek

My GP is Indian and is a Hindhu.

My newsagent is from India possibly via Africa

My new dentist is a child of immigrants, I believe from India.

My neighbours are from Tottenham so they are foreign too!
Most of my close friends  are Irish  or partly Irish like me.We like telling stories and talking.And singing.Eeeeeeh,I am a foreigner now!Send half  of me back to Denmark and half to the Irish Republic and I will be happy in heaven.But which half is Irish?
I think it’s the lower half. and the top half is Danish.No wonder I am so talented or would be if my brain was not from Lapland.

I am one of God’s frozen people.I made that up myself!