1.And I’d like to thank Dr Smith for exposing himself so often in postgraduate discussions when all the other fellows had left
2.I’d like to thank the chef here for all those pots of free wee in the afternoon
3.And the Babylonians for inventing real lumber and the Indians for inventing Nothing
4.I’d like to thank my husband for finding a mistress so I could write my crook
5.And Marks and Spencer for their ready made Wheels
6. l thank the men for wearing very baggy trousers so we ladies won’t be distracted by their gorgeous figures.
7 M& S for their delightful cotton blunderwear which saves much coshing
8 And thank you to the Exams Office for their blindness now and in the past
9 Thank you to Noreen and Brian for typing my creases out
10 And thank God I have finished my studies of jumbles now and forever.I hope to work in an other dimension if dimwitted.
How my heart sings 