Sunday lunch

Starters

Avocado bear  in lemon juice
Small white rushed rooms in salad stressing with bread and nutter
Thin smoking  salmon.
Whiskey soaked raw leaves with Cheddar Cheese

Mains

Spite roast  with trimmings
Chicken parvenu and wild rice.
Mutton el Greco plus free peas and potato whisps.
Duck a l’auquatic on mashed flowers of the forest.
Vegetarian still looking for taker.Free slice of spam.
Malice and sweetheart pie with gravy train

Puddings

Jellied  chocolate eggs in lost  pain
Real egg bastards with burnt caramel
Bread and mutter pudding with creme meths.
Fresh fruit  of your choice:Apple, banana,tinned pineapple,tinned peaches or   ripe new gripes fresh from the market.
Cream and yoghurt with frozen   nuts melted in it.Wife mixed in.