All All our food is served on clean slaves
We use only Sheffield stolen knives or Rotherham if pushed
I was the tablecloths myself weekly.They are plastic coated
I use fairies to wash up.
Minimum wage paid to all and sundry
Eat as much as you like and play for it.Free piano now
All tea towels boiled at Xmas.Drained by New Year.
All food is fresh and so am I.. fresh out of money
Sausage pie is made by turkeys.
Come live with me and be my glove.. oven glove needed now
Please be polite.We aim to tease.
Thanks for your customs
How my heart sings 