I want some egg and bacon,not to make a career of fakin’
I wanted to have a hot bath not to provoke bitter wrath.
I wanted to conceal my menstruation not to give men an invitation
I was telling the truth ,not mending the roof
I was washing my ears not enjoying his leers
I said I fell out of bed.Not,I am dead.
My knees are annoying but I don’t permit toying.
I said I prefer the rural life , not his alluring wife.
I said give me a rest, not you are a pest.
I said,where is my tea,not I love her knee.
I asked if you had wine,not are you a swine.
I said I feel terribly tired, not you were a terrible squire.
I said her mother has dementia,not that she torments her.
I said where’s my pink lipstick, not I am a mystic.
I said try meditation,not grow vegetation.
I said,Are you quite mad,not are you my dad
I said I need speech therapy not your hips creak terribly.
I said are you going deaf not I’m short of breath.
I said ,try a few eggs not I love your legs
How my heart sings 