Convicted

My husband is a very good man
He gets convicted as much as he can
For if he’s in jail
I save on the ale
And I make no hot dinner in my pan.

I found  it quite funny, you see
For he looked unconvincing to me
He was wearing the gear
But he never went near
So he committed no crime LSD.

However he now has convictions quite strong
He believes Jesus Christ had it wrong
The meek get pushed down
And the wise  attract frowns
So he’s   uttering both sermons and songs.

Being a prisoner’s so tough
The bed linen’s terribly rough
The food is abysmal
The surroundings are  dismal
I really think he’s had enough.

But now he has seen the great Light
I shall see  the entire bulb tonight.
It looks like  a moon
But it plays a loud tune
Appealing to both hearing and sight.

Stick to your convictions and pray
That man will be wiser one day
For if we don’t falter
Our course will not alter
And ,with a bang ,we will fly far away