I was looking for the Sole Gate,not a soul mate.
I want a new friend but they thought I said end
I wanted bread and butter,not to marry a nutter.
I asked for a cup of tea,not for where to pee.
I asked for some chips,not to be whipped.
I asked for directions not for an inspection.
I want a new lover,not men to hover
I want to be free,not to go out to sea.
I was looking at bras,not watching sports cars.
I am ironing my frock not standing in the dock
I bought a new clock but they thought I said flock.
So now I am a shepherdess
