Are you a trifle contused?

I once got confused by a homo
Phone;I  wrote in a great hurry.
So I  wrote,Are you they’re?
He wrote, I declare
Your grammar ‘s  a disgrace to hair.

Whose hair is it  to which you refer?
Kindly allow me to share.
He said,no I meant her
I see ,I declare,
My critique was a trifle unfair.

Well.I was getting contused
And also a little bemused
So we went oral instead
For spoken not said
It’s easier to say what you muse.