1.You say I have £2,000,000 owing to me .Thank you but I have joined the Carmelites.
2 I am entitled to a new boiler free from the Government? I am dying so send it to the Chancellor with my best.
3 I have been in a car accident and am entitled to £3,00,000,000? Please send it to
The Samaritans.You may need them.
4. My best friend is stranded in Barcelona? I have got another one,thanks.
5. You want to speak to my husband? Shoot yourself.Leave a note.
6.You like my voice and feel I must be very attractive? I am a computer,how are you and who?
7.You think I am very beautiful.So phones have eyes now?
8.You are my husband?Which one?
9.You ate my husband ?Good luck.He has thick skin.
10. You are lost in Los Angeles?So are we all
How my heart sings 