Answering
Sorry I can’t take your call.
I have broken my ear.
My head came off.
My tongue is too dry.
My lips are sealed.
I’ve lost my eyes in bed.
I’m no longer able to speak English
I broke both hands and my tongue is sore.
I am dead.
My husband won’t let me take calls here
I am getting rid of my landline/mobile/phone.
I have lost the ability to talk.
I don’t like you
I have got paranoia
I only like a few people and you’re not one.
I have itchy hands
I feel too tired to listen to most of you
How my heart sings 