I once had a cat with flat feet.
which in addition loved to bleat. like a sheep.
The vet offered therapy
but I just laughed merrily…
Alas then my cat learned how to Tweet!
He got mentioned on the BBC news.
Journalists were keen to know his views
He smoked a cigar
He called me,Mama.
He loved to help me polish church pews.
Later on he desired to worship in a Church.
I sympathise but didn’t know which
Was the best to receive cats,
Rats,mice and bats…
And how would the sermons be pitched?
Did Jesus come to earth to save cats?
Should women spend a fortune on hats?
I think far too much..
I guess it’s my crutch.
Did Jesus desire to save the gnats?
Email me if you know at
overthinkersanonymous.kate@gurglemail.com
Or at Purrfectlady@mewing.com
How my heart sings 