I’ve had two

I once had a doctor called Sparke
Famous for making us talk.
He said,how do you do?
I replied,I’ve had two.
But I feel as if still in the dark.

Two of just what have you had?
You certainly look much less sad.
Men,I reminded him
Sometimes want  me to sin.
So I thought I’d  learn to be bad.

Oh,no said Dr Sparke
Do not sin in the dark
So now I light candles
When Nicholas mandles
Life,ain’t it often a lark?

So why are you here Sparky said.
I knew my face was very red.
I want a stuffed doll
To hold as I loll.
I miss my dear husband in bed.

 
Can I get one on prescription
After I give a description?
I’ll ask our MP
If he can see
If there is any restriction.

So I said,ask God to send my man back
Without him I do feel a lack.
A speech partner, I need.
And a man for to feed.
Otherwise my mind turns black