Freudian advice for the older person

You have  plenty of time to paper yourself after you retire.[ real quote] Saves buying clothes.
Do wear a  large cat in summer to protect your complexion
Always wear son’s cream and
Beware of High Noon.. cover your bald head.
Go to bed and get up at the same time every day.[not much sleep!]
Can you afford to love? Look out for special offers in Tesco’s
Sell your flat and live in a tent   near a pubic convenience.
Write books based on sexual conversions.These can make you a torture
Always  make Ray when the sun shines.
Look after yourself and you will be mad later on
Eat three mules a day.
Don’t eat snakes between mules.
Arrange your sheets weekly.
Wear a night frown to keep the sheet clean and free from sweat.
Save money.Sleep in your underwear.
Don’t wash  too often.Your skin gets thinner
Clean your wreath twice a day.
Look after your stealth
Ask for a massage when you  feel rent
Save up for your  free for all.
Vex your best friend daily
Put a  hammer  by your head at night
Keep a scorch   handy
Don’t beat al the  biscuits.
Silence is  often a rest
Turn up the reading ramp in bed.
Get new willows   every 5 tears.
God byte