Maths alphabet

Axes are useful,real and imaginary.Does  our earth have them?
Borrow one in  sums.Not nice.Arithmetic sucks
Calculus is based on non-understanding of first principles which may not be understandable like certain jokes..
Drawing graphs is an art and a science.
Euclid has frightened some and delighted others.And a  right angle to you as well.
Flatland is a book  set in an imaginary two dimensional world.Fractions frighten
Geometry gave way to algebra.Godel studied  axiomatic systems.
God was a Word not a number……. think about it.
Hard as maths is,there is a non-sensual beauty in there somewhere
It takes your mind off pain when you try to visualise 4 dimensions.Be aware some never return.
Jokes are not often found in our textbooks except the biggest.. that God likes jigsaws,geometry and juggling.
Kurt Godel went mad.He proved maths cannot have a complete  set of axioms with no contradictions.So don’t go there
Logic is not  identical  with mathematics.
Multiplication tables were sung by children at school in the past.Matrices are  rows and columns of numbers.
Number theory is harder than one would imagine from counting one’s digits.
Operators are imaginary concepts which have an effect on other imaginary concepts which then contribute to nuclear physics,and a few other things like the end of the world.
Probability seems to be part of the nature of the world despite Einstein’s famous words. God does not play dice.
Quantitative methods were what they called maths to stop the anxiety students felt.But it’s a bad name.
Reason is only   part of mathematics
Straight lines can meet.
Theorems can be interesting if you know why you are learning them
Why? Why indeed.Wranglers are top mathematics students at Cambridge.
X or x is often the unknown we look for.
Y is like X  just by historical  usage
Zero as a concept with a sign  is more abstract than One.Hence its late arrival on the human scene.Nothing can be symbolised. Ain’t that good?