Parse the sugar

  • When I met the Queen she asked  me to parse the marmalade!
    And did you?
    I passed out.
    With flying dolours?
    Exactly.
    You ought to study syntax.
    Will it be rewarding?
    Not financially but it is good for your readers.
    They should write the blog and I can read it.
    Ask for volunteers!
    Will I pay them?
    No,it’s  a learning experience.
    For whom?
    My,we are posh today!
    Stop sniggering at me.
    Ask nicely.
    No.