Got bail

 I  got bail  for bagging the dog –   or for bragging about a frog or both.I really wanted to go to jail but the government have got wise to that ruse,Back to the Embankment

I made a back pleat in my skirt but unfortunately the needle had no thread and  so the  people   behind me could see my green knickers.Apparently that’s a crime.I test my own case tomorrow wearing trousers with no zip.Don’t watch that space.

Take a pig or two when you visit   the Middle East and you will have a free holiday in jail.You may  even  get a death sentence like pigs do daily.Do  text us

 Make rot suck

Take the bill between your teeth and shred it.

Take the fake to the blank

Take the guilt off my whinging lad

What, fake a sicky?

Take the upper hand of  your fiance and lick it

Take  the lumbar wedge and your back will thank you

Take with a train of salt

Taken a sack of corn and can’t pray?

The  sqwauk of the Devil passes on demand

Talk  via one’s hat? Is this semitic?

Talk to the  sand.It’s infinite which I am not

Call  it a story and make it up.

There’s no such thing as a free hunch

Tattoo me with prayer

What tawdry laundry have you come from in that grey sheet?You’re a spirit.That’s what they all say.Is there no boiler in hell? What a waste of heat.