Day: April 7, 2016

Got bail

 I  got bail  for bagging the dog –   or for bragging about a frog or both.I really wanted to go to jail but the government have got wise to that ruse,Back to the Embankment

I made a back pleat in my skirt but unfortunately the needle had no thread and  so the  people   behind me could see my green knickers.Apparently that’s a crime.I test my own case tomorrow wearing trousers with no zip.Don’t watch that space.

Take a pig or two when you visit   the Middle East and you will have a free holiday in jail.You may  even  get a death sentence like pigs do daily.Do  text us

 Make rot suck

Take the bill between your teeth and shred it.

Take the fake to the blank

Take the guilt off my whinging lad

What, fake a sicky?

Take the upper hand of  your fiance and lick it

Take  the lumbar wedge and your back will thank you

Take with a train of salt

Taken a sack of corn and can’t pray?

The  sqwauk of the Devil passes on demand

Talk  via one’s hat? Is this semitic?

Talk to the  sand.It’s infinite which I am not

Call  it a story and make it up.

There’s no such thing as a free hunch

Tattoo me with prayer

What tawdry laundry have you come from in that grey sheet?You’re a spirit.That’s what they all say.Is there no boiler in hell? What a waste of heat.

How to count infinity by hand

The uncanny is a space which I avoid
I do not wish to meet with spirits  vile.
Though with some men ,it’s true that I have toyed.
I  dropped them all and sane was I the while.

Yet when I met your eyes so dark  and strange
A force more strong than my own pulled me in.
A   premonition that my life would surely change,
Before I knew your double,your dark twin.

In dreams and  in my nightmares he will come
To capture me and take me  to his land.
I do not know what choice to make of man
Nor how to count infinity by hand

The double is an augury of death
Yet in this space uncanny is a path

 

Uncanny

uncanny

adjective

1. weird, strange, mysterious, queer,unearthly, eerie, supernatural, unnatural, spooky(informal), creepy (informal), eldritch (poetic),preternatural I had this uncanny feeling that Alicewas warning me.
2. extraordinary, remarkable, incredible,unusual, fantastic, astonishing, exceptional,astounding, singular, miraculous, unheard-of,prodigious The hero bears an uncanny   resemblance to Kirk Douglas.
Collins Thesaurus of the English Language – Complete and Unabridged 2nd Edition. 2002 © HarperCollins Publishers 1995, 2002

uncanny

adjective