So I skinned it which made me feel calmer..

I once had a doctor called Grey;
Of feeling he made a display.
He wept and smiled
Till he had me beguiled.
The next day Dr Grey ran away.

I displayed my displeasure by drama,
Hysterical, I slipped on a banana.
But it was not the right size
And matched not mine eyes
So I skinned  it which made me feel calmer..

In the store was a display  of  bell peppers
Alongside a tub of  red letters.
I read one in brief
As I  pawed lettuce leaves
They’re soporific  and I want to feel Greta.

• Displays of emotion are banned
  As the  headmaster’s briefs  will soon land.
  For his trousers  fell down
  While he was in town
  Drinking whiskey and beer till half canned.

Displays of the bum aren’t permitted
Even by a man so   bright witted.
So he is getting the sack
Then he can pack
His register of all he’s committed