What not to talk about at the bus stop

1.The EU etc
2.Refugees
3.The Budget
4.Income tax problems [ because some folk are too poor to pay it]
5.Whether you wish  you were dead unless you are genuine.In which case  ring the Samaritans  or get a friend to take you to the doctor.NOW
6.Telling everyone secrets about your neighbours.
7.Al-Gebra,Sorry ,Al-Quaeda.
8 The sacking of Constantinople.
9.Whether  you go to church just for company.
10 How  many times you’ve watched Foyles’ War.
11 Why you never do anything but watch TV.
12 Boris  O’Johnson or Donald  McTrump.
13 Pains and aches.
14.Vibrators.
15 Wittgenstein.
16.Mobility scooters.
17.How the young dress.
18.U3A.
19.Your relatives.
20.Your mental health.
21 Your relatives’ mental health.
22   Washing machines.