More wine in the water…. please

I used to have a great fear of tttttttttrembling

And prepacked fffffurniture aaaaassembling

But I read all your bbbooks

Which advised nnnnnnnnnnervous ffreaks

To leave no fffearsome tasks outstanding.

I had a dread fear of sssssshivering

And my nerves enjoyed too much qqqqquivering

But I bought your new pills

And paid all my bills

And now I enjoy my own dddddithering.

I used to fffear ssoap and water

Or giving birth to a qqqquivering daughter.

But your brilliant insights

Killed off all my frights.

But,for God’s sake,put more wine in the wate