Windows and the danger of flattening tigers

See what happens when we fall out.. not good is it?
You can literally fall out if you do the foolish thing,trying to clean the outside from inside.Some people sit on the windowsill with only their legs inside and attempt to wash the windows…then all of a sudden they lose their balance and end up in a rose bush in the garden if they are lucky.It may be they end up on a passing dog and that is called dog-slaughter here in the UK.So if you must fall out try to fall onto a dead cat.Well,what other choice is there?I rest my case on a dead tiger’s  head.Why is it here?I shall tell you another day.. but it was not I who shot it.No,I strangled it in a dream and my  life changed forever.If it’s any consolation, it was very old