I thought I was a virgin.

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According to Freudian theory,writing with a fountain pen is the equivalent of copulation.Damn it.I thought I was a virgin when I got married.That Freud.. who does he think he is?  God……Anyway as we get older we can enjoy this simple outlet without dressing up  making up or on-line dating.And you don’t need protection,contraception or metal detection.Lose it the inky way.Buy a pen today.I am not sure if fibre tip pens are the same!Or ballpoints.I can see a fountain pen is the most similar and so I can believe children should not learn to write any more.Typing is alright,I think.

8 thoughts on “I thought I was a virgin.

  1. Is there anything that Freud doesn’t associate with sex 🙂
    Can you make a list?

      1. I did mean ‘can’ as in “Are you able to make a list” because I suspect it is an impossible task!

        Incidentally, I am told that certain shows in Amsterdam demonstrate novel ways of using pens.

  2. Hahaha super fun! And I did not know Freud said this – love your humor – and I was just telling students freud’s quote about love and work. They loved it!

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