I once had a doctor called Roger
Who let out a room to a lodger.
He charged her much rent
As his money was spent
Sending food out to old codgers.
If you want to get published today
You can’t have word rhymes in your play.
They are pre-post-modern
Especially when sudden.
So take care and enjoy feeling ………………..grudges.
[see it’s quite easy]
But the essence of limericks is rhyme.
As in clocks, it is their chime.
But if it’s forbidden
We’ll have to get rid o ’em.
The essence of loving is time.
