Oh, Lord.It’s me.I’ve got 20 free minutes left.Can I pray now or are you engaged?
Oh,God, why am I here?Please say something.Just a small voice will do.
And when I went to Confession,I said, Father, I have committed adultery three times with three different men.Is that worse than with the same one? He said, are you married? So I said ,no, but they are.He said, it’s a defence against true intimacy.And I goes, what….mi battery’s gone flat.Oh,no it’s ok.He said I should study symbolic logic.I sez,is that a penance? He said, not always.If you enjoy it give some blood.I said, who to? He said the hospital.Oh, ok then.How about an Hail Mary.He said, No leave the women alone.You need another occupation.Love is never enough and in some cases it’s not love at all it’s just sheer greed.Are you still there?
