Overheard on the bus

Oh, Lord.It’s me.I’ve got 20 free minutes left.Can I pray now or are you engaged?

Oh,God, why am I here?Please say something.Just a small voice will do.

And when I went to Confession,I said, Father, I have committed adultery three times with  three different men.Is that worse than  with the same one? He said, are you married? So I said ,no, but they are.He said, it’s a defence against true intimacy.And I goes, what….mi battery’s gone flat.Oh,no it’s ok.He said I should study symbolic logic.I sez,is that a penance? He said, not always.If you enjoy it give  some blood.I said, who to? He said the hospital.Oh, ok then.How about an Hail Mary.He said, No leave the women alone.You  need another occupation.Love is never enough and in some cases it’s not  love at all it’s just sheer greed.Are you still there?