Try a Catholic joke

 

KYRIE ELEISON The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/religiousjokes/catholicterminologyjoke.html

 

2.Why do Catholics  confess  to their sins?

Because they don’t know anyone else’s

3.Why do Catholics pray to saints?

Should they pray to demons?

4.Why do Catholics have bad nerves?

The safe period is so brief.The desire is so  great.

5.Why do Catholics swallow the wafer at Communion?

Because they’ve been fasting for ten hours.

6 Should Catholics use vibrators?

Yeah, for mixing baby formula.

7.Is  it ok to pray when on a smartphone?

Yeah.Oh, Lord.It’s me, again!

8. Can I say the rosary on the bus?

If you can find one of each, certainly.

9 Can I pray whilst in the bath?

Devils can’t be choosers.

10 Is religion narcissistic?

Why don’t you listen to me for a change?

11 Is that you, Lord?

No,it’s the milkman!