Languages

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return.
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My husband is a maven with words

And ravens are frightening black birds.

I had quite a glitch

When he took me for a witch

Oy,vey I am banned  so he heard.

 

Mein mutter spoke Dutch now and then

It was double as she garbled men.

She was never a goy.

Nor was she a buoy.

She’s  so  shrewish  that I   became Zen.

 

Arthur didn’t have much chutzpah when

I met him in  his Oxford  den.

But now he’s quite famous

For an ignoramus.

I should have wed him  as  he was a man.

 

What kitsch fills my home, do you think?

How about this striped kitchen sink?

I prefer white ones

But my husband  took  aeons

So , in the end , we took  this one in pink.

 

Do you like objets trouves?

I found one inside the duvet.

It was my ex-partner’s   rocket

Plugged into a socket

It shot me so now I am gay.

 

Don’t believe what I say  to be true.

I’d never tell a white lie to you.

But not much is precisely

What we say concisely.

And I am a white parvenu.