Is pulchrifying oneself well a virtue,
Or a vice which we must be alert to?
For love of the face
Is usually safe,
Unless going out after curfew.
Don’t ring the knell for me yet
I am going out tonight with a vet.
But he doesn’t eat meat
Except for pigs’ feet.
That is trotters in jelly well set.
Others may eat oxtail soup.
And steal eggs from any hen coop.
They are probably poachers
Don’t let them approach us.
Roll your eyes and make play with your flute
