Higher Forces

I had a marmoreal man.

His first name was said to be John

He  wrote. please do not text me,

I’ve had a vasectomy;

And I don’t know  just what to put on.

What did he mean? I enquired.

Men are afraid of desire.

Was he short in his wardrobe,

In which case, use cardboard!

Be specific in what you require.

He went back to Durham last year.

I do think desertion’s unfair

They said he was dying

But they were all lying.

For I believe  High Force is there.