J’accuse mais aussi je t’adore

We children were often accused

Of teaching our cat to bite shoes.

Well the poor thing was bored

As she was ignored

Until she got into the News.

Cat destroys  shoes by the score

When the owner was locking the door.

So what plea did puss enter

As we did torment her?

J’accuse mais aussi je t’adore

So pussy was not sent to jail

Nor did Ma have to pay bail

For the policeman did err

In arresting Ms Fur.

Cats can’t be  charged  by the tail..