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- aegis: ee-jis, not ay-jis
- asterisk: as-ter-isk, not as-ter-ik
- alumnae: a-lum-nee, not a-lum-nay
- archipelago: ar-ki-PEL-a-go, not arch-i-pel-a-go
- athlete: ath-leet, not ath-a-leet
- candidate: kan-di-dayt, not kan-i-dayt
- chimera: kiy-MEER-a, not CHIM-er-a
- disastrous: di-zas-tres, not di-zas-ter-es
- electoral: e-LEK-tor-al, not e-lek-TOR-al
- etcetera: et-set-er-a, not ek-set-er-a
- lambaste: lam-bayst, not lam-bast
- larvae: lar-vee, not lar-vay
- library: li-brar-y, not li-bar-y
- mischievous: MIS-che-vus, not mis-CHEE-vee-us
- Who is Archie Pelago anyway?
- Miss ,Jesus called. What!Has he become gender fluid as well now?
- He’s with Kay Meera I guess.I don’t blunderstand any furore
- It took aegis to cook the dinner
- I larvee tonight, my dear one.I’m Deutsch so I rhyme like no one
- It’s that Elle Ectoralle on the phone again.Hello,Elle.Heck she’s gone
- We had lamb paste for our tea on digestive whiskers.The cat’s actuelly… it’s hell in here
- Anterisques for sale post sortem la langue francais
- I lie buried rarely.I lie prematurely.I lie cos I love Xeno-phone
How my heart sings 