A square plate

He said he needed three square meals a day .So far  she ‘s not found him a square plate!

He said he liked to sin three times a day so they divorced and lived happily with laughter.

He used to go to Confession weekly until the priest gave him an extension to finish his list once and for all..Otherwise  he’ll be   getting a doctorate in doubt and rumour.

How do we know when the time is ripe?

The future’s not ours to flee.

Why don’t rolling stones get a gloss?

We used a milk bottle as a rolling pin but now it seems  pastry  cp,es in cardboard boxes in the supermarket

I like sausage and trash once a week.

Why did  any cooks boil the wrath?What did they want.. a red mist?

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