Always dress politely
Speak in a good design.
Listen with both eyes wide open.
Never take off your hat in bed especially when married.
Change your habits once a day.
Charge the linen for its own laundry.
Boil an egg in the toaster and toast the bread by sunlight.
Always wear a watch in the shower.
Don’t change sex twice.
Make up your mind creatively.
Treat people with tact unless you are a doctor.Then use force.
Never give advice verbally.
Learn how to wink
Drink tea from the cat’s bowl if possible.
Let the cat sleep with your partner now and then.
Try not to wound other people.. if you didn’t know there are any then seek advice from yourself now.
I am not you.
How my heart sings 