A possible Xmas gift to a lover

This is a real book for sale.I don’t usually lke these things but sometimes they can be amusing.

To my local hospital

Dear Director

I walked  into your hospital grounds yesterday but as A and E has been knocked down I found it hard to locate the Urgent Care clinic.After half an hour I was reduced to  agibbering wreck and had to be taken there by wheel chair.

Why are there no signs  nor any staff around?I have never had a daytime experience that was so exactly similar to a nightmare.

I also want to point out that shouting and moaning outside the building was not a sign of a mental breakdown nor a panic attack.It was a rational decision as if nobody found me I might have got pneumonia.

By the way I don’t think much of your wheelchairs.Nor did I expect to be in one before I had even seen the doctor.Despite my condition no-one asked me whether I had anyone here at home to help me.Hence it was 11 pm before I could get myself some food.And 1 am before I got to bed

I hope you catch some horrible  incurable skin disease  or even leprosy and have to wait 19 hours in the A and E place  with no food or drink.Then you might find out what it is like for people like me.

If I were young enough to  emigrate I would be leaving asap.I prefer the foreigners to you stuck up English prats who have no thought for the common people.And why have you not made a new map of the site.?

How can a cab find where to drop me when they have no  map  or any other info

Yours nastily

A mad woman