Decimalise me now

Haplology,haplology, it nearly rhymes with tragedy.

Oh,no it don’t, oh no it don’t…  i used to like topology.

Doughnut jam.doughnut jam,I don’t know what sex I am.

Oh,aye you do, oh aye you do…  you are just a  wee baah baah lamb

Gender bends,gender bends, they aren’t good  when  love descends

oh,yes they are, oh yes they are, let us all make our amends/

If I kiss you,if I kiss you, what do you think  that you would do?

Don’t be daft,don’t be daft,I would give it back to you.

This life is all we have to live,how much money will you give?

I got none,I got none,I put all into  a sieve.

I feel like a fraction half untied,how shall we get  classified?

I don’t ken,I don’t ken,go and ring that old Big Ben