140 pairs

Does anything rhyme with spontaneous?

Other than  Coriolanius

I spelled it wrong?

It looks far too long.

Well,I am bright but I was  never a genius.

Geniuses are often eccentric.

As circles are always concentric

I hate words that go ” ic”

It’s not English  like nick.

Why is  greek    thought superior to aramaic? (double entendre here)

I am feeling unwell and sick

What a bad day I have picked

It’s the weekend, you see

And no doctors there be.

If it’s cystitis that’s not very chic.

When I had pneumonia I weed

As the cough made me weak at the knees.

I wore ten pairs of knickers

which made me look thicker.

And 140 pairs hung from the trees

Fortunately they are  now very cheap

So lack of them won’t make me weep.

They are five for a shilling.

Ain’t this life thrilling

Even without going deep?

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