Beware of a PC magazine just out with a free disc containing IOLO software

#HoneysuckleSome people maY recall that I wrote about  this company and how they caused me a  lot of trouble.

DO NOT USE THIS DISC OR ANY OTHER FROM THEM

I found that although I discovered they are a scam  and got my money back in 2013 I found they were taking more moneyin 2014 although I would not have signed up.My credit card company refused me the right to not pay so I contacted IOLO and with a bit of arguing they took my name off.

What hey do is run a free scan which finds a hundred things wrong and then they sell you the stuff to deal with it

I GOT SEVERE BRONCHITIS  AND HAD TO GET A NEW HARD DRIVE ON MY COMPUTER

There are sad stories of poor elderly people being cheated .. look on the net

.BUT WHY IS A COMPUTER MAGAZINE GIVING OUT THIS DISC?

DO NOT TRUST THOSE MAGAZINES… OR THEIR REVIEWS UNLESS SEVERAL  GIVE THE SAME RECOMCMENDATION AND EVEN THEN BEWARE FREE OFFERS OF ANYTHING ON YOUR COMPUTER

A few thoughts from a chaotic householder

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A  maturer man or woman may  liks aural sex ;apparently it’s the aroma of earwax that evokes desire… it’s true!.. Basically you just whisper sweet nothings into their ear or in some cases you could try Newton’s Laws of E-motion on the scientific or the plain daft.This form of loving your neighbor is particularly good for the old as the ear does not need to move unless you are dancing together.

So much for Good Louse Keeping..This old magazine for ladies has closed down as there are not enough lice to keep it so afloat,if you see what I mean,which I don’t as yet

For more advice on love,fashion and relationships try thinking,,yes THINKING.. These mags all written  by people like us so cut the fashion pundits  out and do it yourself.I did and the neighbors are always admiring me me.It’s perhaps because I wear a coral coat,turquoise jeans and  black patent shoes with red laces.Underneath I wear thermal underwear and my late husband’s   vests I found five brand new ones in pure white interlock.= in his chest  of drawers.I must have bought them

All I need now is someone to drink his whiskey.. that could be Alfred my new cat although to be frank Alfred may be a lady as I am too shy to look down there.Maybe the gardener will drink the whiskey and then cut the hedges down

Yes,my husband was very wicked.He died without even opening his new bottle of whiskey and  I prefer brandy.I think he was very thoughtless to waste the money on drink and not to actually drink it.After all you would not pay a sex worker and then die,would you?On second thoughts,it’s possible a man might die in such a case.Do not experiment as  it is very dangerous.Give the money to the poor instead. or buy your partner some flowers and go home and kiss her dear face or his rugged one etc

Yes,I find I am poor as “cheap cameras” at £500 are beyond my budget so instead  I just look at things with my eyes.You just won’t believe what I’ve seen.. the untidiest house in the UK.I am sitting in it right now and it is worse than ever  and with all the spilled tea and coffee  the carpet looks really fed up.With me.Shall I hire a steamer or go  on a cruise missile  as it  were… it’s all nonsense I am afraid and now I speak and write as if I have learned English as a foreign language.

Cats praying
Cats praying

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Desiring all

We each are  like a shell upon the shore,
tossed up by squally,salty,shivering sea
.To shrink inside is safe,yet we want more,
To make,to love,to see,at last to be.

A shell, though tough, is made to open out;
To give the living core its chance to grow
.Towards the new we each must shed our doubt.
Every myth and story say it’s so.
Impregnable,that home had seemed to be
A tiny creature growing in its heart
Yet thrown by winds across the rolling sea
The slender cage must open  and we part.
Protection can be prison to the soul.
So we  leave our  outgrown shells, desiring all

A list

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Love  you all

Appalled
In the park
Remark
Look
A book
Tact
In fact
Rolling Thistles
Howls and whistles
Numinous
Humorous
Voluminous
Labyrinthian
My relations
Migrations
No pleasin’ ’em

Like men
Never again
Squeezing ’em
The Glossy Ones-
The Flossy Ones
Philharmonia
New harmonia
Pneumonia
Wrestle only with men.Again
Angels exempt.
So he dreamt
Tremble only when?
Amen
Arrythmia
Dysthmia
As  prim as he.is with you
Limbs run free
Pleats
Fill ’em in
Drill and bin
Non Brawling Thistles
He grows
Neighbours
The Remains
The Fast trains
Delete her
Pleat the heater
Neater
Done
Fun
A verb
Parse a sentence on him
Lewd when viewed
Very rude
Devaluation
No Fears while your relations are on.
Dissertations
Misinterpretations
Theses
In pieces
Martin Who There?

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