Christians believe Christ rows from the bed but in the Bible it says he went out fishing and you can’t do that in bed… unless you are on a canal boat.And there were few canals 2,000 years ago apart from ear canals.

Then later Jesus ascended into Devon.It must have been Dartmoor as that is quite high.Luckily there was no prison there then!Imagine it.

Later they believe Jesus sat at the right end of his father.I don’t know the head from the tale.It sounds fishy to me.

I don’t believe God wanted  children because in those days there were no Benefits  that is the only reason immigrants have children isn’t it?

As for whether God is foreign.Well,he’s definitely not English nor even British ergo he is a Foreigner.What do you think of that?That will fox the Government.So as he never applied for asylum he is also illegally here and will soon be in prison.

Well,what do you know folks!Not much,I guess.

http://www.gospelweb.co.uk/fowlerfamily/penguinjokes.html

I rarely tell lies to my lovers
As round me like  blackbirds they hover.
I never succumb
Which makes them feel glum,…
But love is not worth all the bother.

I prefer conversation to sex
And I prefer money to cheques.
We all have our view
On what we should do.
I even prefer talking to texts