Wed your other self

Associate with whom you choose.
Why not try those red suede shoes?
Riemann’s cat was very small.
It saw a small slit in a wall.
The mirror cracked from side to side,
The poor cat had nowhere to hide.
Hyperbole will sometimes please,
Especially if you like my fees.
I charge a hundred pounds a minute.
Therapy needs investment in it.
Say what’s not on your conscious mind,
A useful meaning I shall find.
Close your eyes and open wide
I’ll put my eyes down right inside.
I want to see your inner being
That ‘s my job,I’m always seeing!
But I recommend mindfullness for you.
Let’s just sit and see the view.
You’re not neurotic,you’re just rather tense.
That will be five thousand pence.
Learn to trust the breath of life.
Your muscles still reflect much strife.
You need to wed your other self,
Then you’ll have eternal wealth.