Dear Aggie
My boyfriend is working abroad for seven years to save for our wedding,so he says.He never writes letters but sends photos of  women  cooking boeuf en daube in his kitchen.Should I be worried or is this common overseas?
Morwen

Dear Morwen
I think it would be wise to send him some photos of hairy chested,handsome men in your bedroom and ask him how he rates them.
If he seems interested you will not need to worry about the women any more.

BTW love your avatar,darling
Aggie

Dear Aggie

When I visited my new boyfriend’s home,I found he has eyes in the back of the bed.He said it stops mice or other creatures from mating there but I have my doubts.What do you think?
Worried of London

Dear Worried
Whatever made you look at the back of his bed? Leave that till he proposes or he might make you hoover the entire room.
I suggest that you have a semi-Platonic,more romantic relationship for now and should you eventually marry insist on moving into a brand new home with a new bed.
However,it does seem a bit odd.Where did you meet him?
Are you ever subject to hallucinations? Maybe you need to break away before he has arms in the bed and a gun at your head…
Remember that,when older,many ladies are becoming gay these days.Think about it.Do you really prefer a man? How about a rabbit in bed instead plus some companions and friends in the day time.
Aggie