Day: November 7, 2014
Lonely and/or bored… read this [Instead of starting a war]
A bee can be a friend unless you are a wasp.
The comfort of park rangers is underrated and underwritten
Lonely with you here?
How to enjoy your self alone… it’s a shock to know who you are but never mind
Love yourself and then love another.And then just carry on like that forever like an infinite sequence 1
Keep out of trouble,come to my place and find a hobby making sculptures from the wires I took out of my bras plus some coathangers
Electrify men by wiring your lingerie with our simple kit.
Men…. how not to frighten the ladies off by swearing and spitting
How to swear in four easy lessons.Number 1:learn to talk! Number 2 still wondering
Try a vow of silence to intrigue the opposite sex unless gay in which case intrigue the same sex.. as you like it so you will have it
I eat splogs and gurgle blogs
I love you and you love me!
Believer!
Where on earth should I be?
Whenever.
I blocked cookies all my life
If you want one,ask the wife.
I eat spam, and google then,
I begin all over again.
whatever.
I ban websites for a living
But my wife is very forgiving,
Men ever!
I eat splogs and gurgle blogs
Then I cut up all the logs.
Whenever.
I’ve been married fourteen times,
They divorce me for my rhymes,
Whatever.
I eat cookies if I can,
If I can’t I get them banned,
Forever!
I’m the God of Monster Space,
I’ll destroy this human race,
Moreover.
If you meet me you won’t know
‘Cos I look like old so and so,
Whoever.
But I am mad and I’ll get you
I eat up this human zoo;
Together.
Whenever.



