| She’s as easy to hug as it would be to kiss a bee on my crown |
| Life’s not easy when I see ghosts smoking without ashtrays |
| I feel uneasy as your pie made me queasy. |
| Poisoned by gum and still chewing |
| Beat lead.Buy a fountain pen today.Qouink! |
| He sits like a broomstick at a wedding for dummies |
| Shall we beat my cat… or hunt hares?Is cruelty good? Then ban hunting,for God’s sake.He made all creatures…if he exists |
| It’s treat to see your gun;catch my lift? |
| Why not eat your own dog’s food and leave mine for me.It’s all I have since the cat died. |
| Eight hundred men caught one gorilla which took a bus into town..Now he’s been given a free Mass in the cathedral.Sorry a Free Bus Pass ex cathedra |
| Why no elephant in your room? Are you in need of brass monkeys? |
| Are you on an imaginative roller coaster?Join our club for the highly imaginary person |
| Now you must empathize with the wrong willed yet able to get the country off my knees.I am worn down by the dichotomies |
How my heart sings 