It’s my nerves,doctor

Good morning,Ms Brown
Gosh,you are politically correct doctor
In my view,it only matters for us to be medically correct,dear.
How true,sire.
Now, what’s the problem today.madam?
It’s my nerves,doctor.I hate them
What’s wrong with them to make you feel like this?
I think they are too big.Can I have plastic surgery on them to replace then with plastic ones .I mean artifical like dentures?The dentist tells me my nerves are double the average size.
But what is the standard deviation?Averages are no use alone.I wish people learned this in school
How dare you say that!I have never deviated in any way.And I’ve never been average
What a pity.You are a very charming and glamorous lady…I say that only to comfort you.
Well,my nerves feel like long wild grasses waving in a cold westerly breeze in a meadow in Hartland,North Devon where many lips have cracked.And sailors drowned too
Have you ever though of writing narrative or lyrical poetry?
What,write poetry with nerves like this?
Well, you could try using   a pen,you know; Now,God has given some of us larger nerves than others.

It’s an evolutionary advantage to have some sensitive people about.Like the canaries in the coal mines.They feel trouble coming before the rest of humankind
That’s hardly true for me as I am childless.
God didn’t know that when he created you.Or if he did,he knew with nerves like this motherhood would be perilous
Well,is there any surgery to help me or any other amelioration?
Apart from removing your head/brain there’s not much I can suggest.Perhaps you can plant some wildflowers amid these long waving grasses and enjoy the beauty that you perceive.
You’re a funny doctor compared to the usual one
Actually I’m the computer reprair man.The system has crashed.
I knew you looked different but I put it down to my nerves disturbing my vision
So will you come back to see the doctor later?
What’s it got to do with you?
I love your mind,I love your ass! I love your tentacles and all your past particles.

I love every bit of you especially your nerves.I always liked a woman with big nerves.
Really?Well,that’s cheered me up a great deal.I like the beast in man.How about my wild grasses?
I love those too.Why,I’d like to lie down amongst them if you catch my drift.
Can you read between the lines or write between them?Have you ever thought of taking up psychotherapy?
I prefer to help computers.Hearing sad stories from disturbed folk all day must be draining
Yes,but it would be horribly fascinating.And now I am off to the garden centre to buy some flower seeds.
I’d give you some seeds myself but it would be wrong to sow your field here in this office and the doctor might come in any time now
Well,he could sow his wild oats as well!
What a wicked woman you are.You like a threesome?
I am only offering this with the aim of calming these huge nerves of mine.I am not thinking of lust
I quite understand.I shall keep it all under my hat if you see what I mean
It’s an amazing red hat.Are you a Cardinal?
No,I stole it off one
You seem very naughty!
I am very naughty!
Ou est la plume de ma tante?
J’enchant