Please do not sleep when scolded

Please wear a frown in bed always especially when harried
Please have clean sex everyday, especially on Sundays.
Please change your underwear gaily.
Please wash your aunts every night especially in summer time.
Please keep your cuneiform safe.
Please wear a cat when out of doors.
Please carry your loves in winter.
Please take your trews off before entering.
Please be a delight at all times.
Please do not let your roes glow.
Please remember you are not abreast.
Please nip envy in the blood.
Please use your body as I would