My dear…
My cat fell off the Woof.
Why was he mating with a dog?
Because he’s politically correct.
My cat fell of the Mall
Was he shopping?
No, he’s non materialistic…. he’s imaginary.
Like those queer numbers?
Be careful.You must not say,Queer number.
So what must we say?
Numbers of the imagination.
All numbers come from the imagination.
SSshhh… we don’t want people to know numbers are a figment of the imagination.
Why not?
Life’s hard enough.
For what?
For living.
My cat rolled over me on the bed.
Was he asleep?
No,he’s training to climb Mount Everest.
My cat stole an egg.
Is he hungry?
No, he’s trying to grow a kitten in a bottle….
My cat talks to himself
Is that unusual?
Well,no,It’s impossible
How my heart sings 
The pain is quite tolerable now,Janet… and his sewing is very neat.Most unusually he is taking the stitches out himself in a week..from today.. he told me where he would be this week and said I could phone him.Quite impressive altogether despite the Government’s cutbacks.BTW he is Greek…:)xxx
Love this…love kittens and hope you are continuing to recover:)xxx